Worst Year Of My Life Again/Transcript

Part 1: Opening
(Shows DreamWorks Animation Logo)

(Shows Blue Sky Studios)

(Zooms Down To Geraldton Cathedral)

Text: Car Wash Productions Proudly Presents

Text: A Blue Sky Studios Film

Hiccup: This Is The 10th Time That I Wrapped My Gift To RC, That Stands For Rodney Copperbottom

(Pans Down At The Cathedral Door Inside)

Hiccup: Oh, Just In Time Fender

(Fender Walks Down At The Ground)

(And Fender Is Standing At The Ground)

(Hiccup Gives A Super Ray Gun To Rodney)

Hiccup: Copperbottom, Don’t Shoot This Laser!

Rodney: Voila!

(Rodney Copperbottom Shots A Super Ray Gun At Fender, Causing Him To Turn 5 Feet To 6 Feet)

(Brooklyn T. Guy Busts At The Door)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Not So Fast! I’m Calling The X-Terminator!

(Cuts To The Xterminator Stops At The Geraldton Cathedral)

Dwayne LaFontant: I believe someone phoned about an robot problem? The solution is standing from you

Dwaune LaFontant: Dwayne LaFontant is Here.

Fender: Uh? Why Am I Covered In Black Coal Dust.

Dwayne LaFontant: Stand Down, Fender. I personally guarantee. The Verminator is on the job.

Hiccup: Shhhh. Stand Together.

(Cuts To Hiccup Sleeping And The Screen Wrapped Into A Dream)

(The Scene Cuts To The Scene From Arthurs Big Hit)

(The Dream Made A Transition When Hiccup Sneaks Out)

Hiccup: Stay Calm... I’m Going To The Cathedral

(Zooms Into The Cathedral)

Dwayne LaFontant: Hiccup... I’m Going The Capture Fender For Tommorow... Witch Is 11 PM

Hiccup: Uh... Look

(Dwayne LaFontant Turns Around To Fender)

Dwayne LaFontant: No No...

(Dwayne LaFontant Climbs Over The Fence And Steps On Roitwetters Squeaky Toys)

(Cuts To Nugent)

Nugent: Play?

(Cuts To The Bucket Of The Glowy Coal And Super Ray Gun Laser Of Water)

Hiccup: Rodney... Don’t Touch It.

Rodney: I Wont Touch... Because I’m A Robot

(For The First Time In Forever Plays In The Speaker Room, Echoing The Sound Barrier)

Fender: I Think I Just See Dwayne LaFontant Broke The Flamingos Head!

Hiccup: Yeah Fender. But I Think Patrick Is Coming To The Cathedral

Part 2: The Verminator
Patrick: My Name Is Patrick! (Hahahahaha!)

Hiccup: Stella?! What Are You Doing Inside The Cathedra?

Stella: Fire In The Hole

(Cuts To Hiccup, Rodney, And Fender Closing The Door While Running Inside To Outside)

(Then The Screen Shakes And Cuts To The Outside)

(Dwayne LaFontant Used A Cattle Prod To Shoot The Flamingos Head)

(The Flamingos Head Falls Off And The The Flamingo Is Broken)

Dwayne LaFontant: Doh! Not Again. Dang It! Those things are so lifelike.

Dwayne LaFontant: Curse you, plastic moldsman.

(Dwayne LaFontant Hops On His Truck And Drives Away)

Hiccup: That Was Close.

Fender: Hiccup, This Is Already Alternative...

Vincent: Enough... Just Isn‘t Enough

Rodney: What.

Hiccup: The Bubblegum Has A Fun Size Pack!

Vincent: They have that?

Hiccup: I’m Pretty Sure

Vincent: All Right, Hiccup, Rodney, And Fender. I’m Going Back To Sleep.

Vincent: When the moon is full, I’m waking Up.

Hiccup: Yep, Yep.

Vincent: And all my stuff had better be right back where it is.

Hiccup: Oh Yeah, That’s New

Vincent: Full moon, all my stuff. And don’t even think about running away.

Vincent: Because If You Do, I Will Hunt you Down and kill you.

(Vincent Hops Into The Truck, And Drives away)

(Silence For 2 Seconds)

Hiccup: I Think Vincent Has A Truck?

Fender: I‘m Pretty Sure.

Patrick: So Cwazy (Hahahaha)

Hiccup: Wait? What is Patrick doing in here

Fender: If I am hope so? Let’s go to Dylan laboratory

Part 3: Aren’t Fabulous?
(Cuts to Dylan’s laboratory, shot in Kodak and pieces made out of timber)

Dylan: Oh hi there guys

Hiccup: Just in time so I’m giving you this

Dylan: ..l.......I......I Can Take That and try it on

Hiccup: Don’t let anyone know the eurobot...

Rodney Copperbottom: I’m pretty sure if I was asking... and I’m Scottish

Dylan: What the hell? Since when I wear a strange belt like this?

Dylan: (looking at his arms) Gagh! What is happening to me? My Arms!

Hiccup: Rodney, bet if I see the new eurobot is...

Dylan: Am I turning into a eurobot? I don’t want to be a eurobot!

Hiccup: I am still recording... bet if I can put this on the right track...

Dylan: Ugh! My head is racing! I can’t think straigh!

Hiccup: Alekseev... Pretty sure his hair does look like that.

Dylan (now BelarusBot): Oh yes, aren’t fabulous?

(Dex Dogtective busts the door when my chemical romance music playing)

Dex: What... The... Fuck... Is... This?

Woody: Just we have a little problem?

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